I'm a big fan of George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Ice & Fire" series of fantasy novels (now the "Game of Thrones" series on HBO). George is late in delivering the next book in the series.
Many people have criticized George for this, but author Neil Gaiman defended Martin in his now famous blog post by informing a fan that writers aren't machines and "George R.R. Martin Is Not Your Bitch." This song was inspired by that post and is sung from Neil Gaiman's point of view.